Dead Haps

Dead Happenings: Shorten to D.H. or Dead Haps, when said

1. Usually said when there isn't much to do, or going on.

2. An unfortunate turn of events

Originates from Sydney Australia

"Damn you got work tonight DH"

"Foods so cold cause they took their bloody time, DH"

"The Bottle shop already closed Dead Haps"

by TACOWASTAKEN December 11, 2024

Dead Ox

An adult who used to use drug

Man A:You look like a Dead Ox but a little bit more Dead Ox than Dead Ox

by Dead M4n November 14, 2017

Dead

a time full of joy and happiness

Wow! Greg is so dead! Awesome!

by Death Inside September 30, 2017

Dead head

Giving a deceased man the sloppiest head of his life as a sign of respect

Yo I asked my girl if she would give me “dead head” and she said yes

by Jim_sk!nFlute January 29, 2025

Dead

Michael jackson

Michael Jackson is dead.

by GAVLORD November 2, 2017

Respecting Dead People

I'm alive and I'm not getting any respect. And I literally created A.I. and am the ulta-man. Ultraman!

Hym "Yeah, no. Why would a guy you don't respect waste his time respecting dead people so that YOU... Feel better about dead people? Why would a guy you don't give a shit about give a shit about your kids? So, you either have to respect MY arbitrary values... Or I don't have to respect yours... So... Give me my fucking money... I will demonstrate exactly how little I care about this place."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

Dead fishing

When a guy is jerking/playing with his dick and is totally soft/limp and attempting to get it up but can't due to drugs, alcohol, etc.

John was so horny after the bar lost night, he was dead fishing for hours.

by Ant1lock July 31, 2025