Tom

Nonce

Oh look out, here comes Tom. The nonce.

Noncey Tom
Tom, please stop noncing my cousin

by Ld123456 November 22, 2021

Unknown Tom

A Middle Aged Man; An Unidentifiable Furry Object

Catchphrase: "I am the bean man, my toes are made of beans"

Father: Oh my, you wippersnapping UNKNOWN TOM

Son: Thank you my griddy good father

by Unknown Tom May 23, 2023

Tom Moley

This is a ginger male who once had a mole on his penis, he has many moles over his body. He is a man of great stature but uses too many long words! Usually found in north Carolina or Gibralta.

Hey look at ginger Tom Moley!

by Blackdidi February 19, 2019

Tomming

When one poops in public places

Why is “Jane” in the bathroom for so long? They are tomming.

by Tming October 8, 2022

Tom

The most grouchiest old guy ever. He yells at his kids when he gets opportunity. Completes projects half way and make his “loved ones” finish them. And children are missing one chromosome.

Girl 1: See that ugly guy?
Girl2: Yea that’s tom

by Ihatetom11 December 11, 2018

Peeping Tom

Is a male who downloads pictures of a females from their social media without their knowledge and using the photo to masturbate.

Girl: uploads new profile picture from church event

Guy: downloads picture of girl he doesn’t speak to onto his phone and self pleasures themselves without other person ever knowing

Richard was a peeping Tom while his girlfriend slept.

by Let the day begin July 18, 2021

Filthy Tom

When one’s body fluids lands upon one’s glasses, curls, and or beard

Boy she went crazy last night, had me walking out like a filthy Tom

by pppppoooiffdd June 28, 2024