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theoretical heart wart

People used to believe warts could be cured by rubbing a potato on them and then burying the potato. They believed that as the potato rot, the wart disappeared too.

A THEORETICAL HEART WART refers to a person who induces great heart ache; the only cure for this suffering is to take your association with them and bury it.
-I put everything that reminded me of him in a box and put it out of sight because it's the only way to get over my theoretical heart wart.

-Paddy is such theoretical heart wart, he's like a leech
by Turkdeliandmallow November 8, 2013
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Thexryz

Man, Arrow Theory aka Thexryz is so cool.
by Theoryzz February 14, 2021
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Turdtle Theorem

The theory that when pooping, you are killing turtles. The butt is the shell, and the turd is the turtle.
The Turdtle Theorem says that I'm killing turtles! I'm going to stop pooping!
by Professor Killaa' February 24, 2015
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Johnsonius theorem

The theory that supports the idea that air has no mass although it has matter, this is shown because buildings don't collapse because of the air above and surrounding it, if air truly did have mass then why aren't we floating because the air should take up the space beneath us and compress to such high levels that it repels us but instead it doesn't so therefore air can only be considered a force due to it's invisible nature similar to that of gravity
"I highly support the Johnsonius theorem because I'm smart"
by BLUELOCK CULTIST May 29, 2023
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theorycraft

A term for the PC MMORPG for World of Warcraft. Similar to the Starcraft definition in that it is based off of theoretic strategies. However, it differs in that it is based off the formula behind damage, calculating how much the average damage of an attack or spell will do.
"GUYS! The new spell will do 234-270 damage!"
"Yeah I'll believe that when it isn't Theorycraft."
by MuffinmanMike August 2, 2006
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Pyfagerian Theorem

| 2 2 2
a + b = c
(n.) A Theorem which states:

The gayness of one man equals the sum of the man on top of him added to his own; Squared.
by Marcus Aurelius November 18, 2004
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Godsil Theorum

The theory, put forward by Canadian theologist Nicholas Godsil, that any one item is in fact the same as any other item, but different.

"Item A is like item B, but different."
-Nicholas Godsil
A cat is like a dog, but different.

This hot dog is like an elephant, but different.

My Honda Civic is like your pencil, but different.

Now you're using the Godsil Theorum!
by Klashna February 19, 2008
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