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penis music

music that baffles the listener in some way, (goofy samples, too much going on at once, confusing beat, etc.) so much so that they're taken out of the listening experience
producer 1: hey I wrote this beat last night. I thought it sounded good at the time but I think it might be penis music
producer 2: yeah it is a little bit. maybe lose the four simultaneous melodies in the chorus
producer 1: no dude it's polyphonic you just don't get it
by hugetony1997 June 30, 2025
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Shitter Music

Music that’s only heard from the speakers in public shitters, too bland to be enjoyable, but too vulgar for the elevator.
“A B C D E F U and your mom and your brother and your sister and your dog…”

“Somehow, I enjoy the sound of toilet trumpets more than this awful shitter music”
by Fongoolinator July 2, 2025
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Tweaker Music

Music that makes you feel like you are tweaking out and makes your brain stop functioning properly.
When ever I wanna feel high without going to eddyville, I just play tweaker music like Ponyboy by Sophie and feel better
by Toucameron July 18, 2025
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band kid musicals

Musical theatre productions that appeal to middle or high schooler with a wide range of instruments in the songs or background. Musicals such as, Heathers: the musical, Be more Chill, Mean Girls and Ride the Cyclone
Heather: "All you like is band kid musicals!"
"I can't help it if I relate to the high school hierarchy and topics portrayed in those musicals, so shut up Heather!"
by P1CKLESSs July 20, 2025
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Epic Sad Guy Music

A term used to describe soppy, saccharine, generic, and wall-of-sound-ish adult contemporary cheese music, usually having vaguely Christian undertones. The genre itself originated in 2013, after the release of Hozier's "Take Me To Church", and rose to popularity in 2021 after Duncan Laurence released his song, "Arcade". It has since been used to define artists like Alex Warren, David Kusher, and Benson Boone. The term, however, was coined in 2025 by a Pitchfork critic known as Hannah Jocelyn.
Tom: What are you listening to?
Bill: Alex Warren.
Tom: Oh, you mean the guy that makes epic sad guy music?
by Dyl Dosankan Dumms July 22, 2025
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WE THE BEST MUSIC

WE THE BEST MUSIC is what a wise man once said back in 2016
by El Pseudonymio July 30, 2025
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musical incest

when an artist oversuses a sample, beat or their own songs so much they all sound similar
bbno$ is js musical incest
by limelipslover August 5, 2025
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