Egg salad purse

The sound the vagina makes when you stick it in when there's an overabundance of juices.

"Oh my god, your moms coochie sounded like an egg salad purse"

by dookeyshnops February 28, 2025

Chopped Salad

A fancy way of saying you’re having lines for lunch

I made you a chopped salad in the bathroom.

by allisonjmac March 1, 2025

Cunt salad

An iceberg salad filled with vagina

"She smells like a cunt salad"
*pokes eye* *ow, cunt salad!"

by Eikoxo April 3, 2025

la salade de la dame

The eating of a cucumber that has just been used to pleasure a woman's vagina and clitoris to the point of orgasm with added virgin olive oil and wine!

Toning darling i fancy eating la salade de la dame. Do we have extra virging oil, wine and a cucumber in stock?

by Eating out69 April 19, 2025

Noel Salad Loaf

A Noel Salad Loaf is an act of eating someone's ass (Tossing a salad), while they shit (Shitting a loaf). The Noel part of the name is describing it as, the first person to do it. So a Noel Salad Loaf is eating someone's ass while they shit, and the person has never done that before.

Friend- Damn, my girl was so wild last night, she let me Noel Salad Loaf her.

by Midnightwo1f April 20, 2025

British Salad Dressing

Nickname for the resulting diagnosis of pink eye from having a rival teabag and fart on your face at the same time.

He snuck in and gave Louis the old British Salad Dressing after the raccoon incident… The prank war ended after that.

by DebTheCat April 28, 2025

word salad

a form of personal incredulity on the end of the person using this phrase. often used on twitter to belittle others when the person in question can't wrap his or her head around what said other people are saying

person 1: neurodivergents are in the same boat colored people were crica 100 years agp and you can't tell me otherwise!
person 2: wtf is this retarded spastic autist rainman ass word salad?!

by Mr. Mage 750 January 25, 2026