Matpat Syndrome

A non psychiatric speaking disorder, manifesting in a person stirring every conversation towards a topic that he is either proficient or praised at. This term was coined after a popular (and equally notorious) YouTube celebrity Mathew Patrick, as he's main content relies upon comparing everything to a handful of video games that he milked dry for possible hidden meanings back in his heyday.

Afflicted person: Man, that kid running reminds me of that one time i Ran a marathon, i ever told you about that? Becau-
A man of pseudo science- Dude, you got Matpat Syndrome.

by Definately not Zlo Sov. September 17, 2020

Asperagus Syndrome

A condition wherein everything you do smells like asperagus pee and you don't uynderstand why it's funny.

Hahaha Dude You stink like slimy green vegatable pee! Get it????....... C'mon whats up with you dude? You got Asperagus Syndrome or somthin'?

by Websters Merriam August 17, 2011

daphne syndrome

When a girl has one eye that is straight and the other one looks off center just like daphne in the old school scoobie doo cartoon. This often causes a confusion effect to the on-looker as they do not know which eyeball to focus on.

I had a hard time focusing on what she was saying because she suffers from such a bad case of the daphne syndrome.

by deano912 October 25, 2011

imposter syndrome

when a word is misspelled so frequently that the misspelling becomes more widely used than the original spelling.

Person 1: *enters their username as "imposterAF"*
Person 2: You know that impostor is spelled with an "o", right?
1: That's not how everyone else spells it.
2: *sigh* Yet another case of imposter syndrome making the internet stupider by the minute.
1: Hey, at least I use the right "your" in my sentences! Take a chill pill.
*changes username to "you're mom"*
2: OH FFS

by the-pancake-man June 23, 2022

Fool Syndrome

Disorder that makes it impossible to say goodbye until a few seconds after the person has already left.

Jon: I'm leaving now, see you later!

Dave: Later!

*Jon leaves*

Jane: Later!

Dave: Man, girl, you must have that Fool Syndrome!

by God March 24, 2003

Down Syndrome

A tragic mental illness some kids are born with. It makes them mentally retarded and physically deformed. It is in a word something neither the parents nor the damaged child should have to go through as it places an extra heavy burden on the parents and denies the child the chance he/she deserves at life.

My son was born with down syndrome. I still love him though

Paul Gowland got his ass kicked by that kid with down syndrome. He shouldnt be picking fights with a kid like that.

The world would be a better place without down syndrome

by itsadamnshame March 22, 2010

Boston Syndrome

People that are diagnosed with this syndrome are addicted to shit taking, verbal abuse, physical abuse, sexual abuse, and assholes. Someone who is continuously demeaned and put down, yet fails to fight back and or (takes it in the ass) from the admin.

diagnosed: "Hey Im going to hang with my friends!"

Admin:: "No your not you piece of shit!! unless you want me to cut myself!"

diagnosed: "Fine...You are right, i will ditch them, your soo much better"

Admin: "That's right you have Boston Syndrome.."

by Nolecal Mochegan May 2, 2010