Retardable

"Retardable" (informal, slang, portmanteau):
A blend of "retarded" and "relatable"; used to describe a person, statement, or behavior that is foolish or absurd in a humorous way, yet oddly familiar or relatable.

"That's so retardable, I would've definitely messed up worse.

by rayane1718 August 2, 2025

Retard

Jmoe when he uses a computer

Wow retard

by mrjumppy August 5, 2025

Retard’s delight

A culinary masterpiece for those of a highly developed palate composed of Kraft brand macaroni and cheese and cut up hot dogs. True connoisseurs add ketchup as a garnish.

No tard can resist the culinary masterpiece that is retard’s delight. They go crazy for that shit. I seen one tard put away 5 cubic feet of that stuff when I used to work at the state school.

by Pseudoslüt August 8, 2025

retardattack

When an otherwise intelligent person does something epically stupid, completely glitches out while talking, or has a massive fail while performing a normal task.

Dude, did you just have a retardattack? That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen you do!

by siggirl August 10, 2025

Restarded

When you constantly have to replay a video game level/mission/map because you didn't get it "quite right". Not because you're trying to beat a target, purely to make it relevent to your playthrough

"fuck dude how many times have you replayed this fucking mission?!"

*I accidentally punched an NPC. My character wouldn't do that. So I've got to start again. Again. I'm Restarded"

by HomesickFoetus August 19, 2025

Retard

That one older male colleague with some sort of learning disability but he’s thick, can’t do fuck all and needs to be fired

Andrew is a retard

by Fairyfrog August 27, 2025

Retard

A person with subpar intelligence, who often has extreme narcissistic tendencies and an inability to admit when they're wrong or take responsibility for their own actions. A hypocrite who claims the moral high ground while simultaneously turning a blind eye to corruption. A person who is easily manipulated by propaganda and has blind allegiance to anyone who validates their own internal hate and fear. MAGA.

Can you believe Sarah voted to lose her own Medicaid? What a retard.

by Cwrig September 3, 2025