To Jank Off is to Beat Off. The art of masturbation. Jank Off is a funny, happy, and slightly less filthy way of describing masturbation.
I went home, had nothing to do, so I janked one off.
Last night, I janked it 4 times before I passed out because I janked off too much.
I'm probably just gunna go home and jank off.
I love janking off, its just something you gotta do without a girlfriend...
Last night, I janked it 4 times before I passed out because I janked off too much.
I'm probably just gunna go home and jank off.
I love janking off, its just something you gotta do without a girlfriend...
by rock11 May 26, 2006
Get the Janking Off mug.by Briannica November 6, 2004
Get the run off mug.When a guy is repeatedly turned down by a girl- whether it be turned down for hand holding, making out or banging- and continues to try to get it in. Listen dude- ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN. Face it, you messed up big time and because of that she's just not that into you...at all. So get it together, stop crying at bars annnnd don't show up on her doorstep weeping about what a pathetic little bitch you are. You fucked up and now you are being instructed to fuck off.
by DontBePathetic June 24, 2014
Get the Fuck off mug.I try not to fluff off, but there are just so many better things to do.
The students who were fluffing off, exhausted the teacher's patients.
The students who were fluffing off, exhausted the teacher's patients.
by Watcherz April 5, 2010
Get the fluff off mug.Cool off period, cool off duration, or simply known as ‘cool off’ is a set or indefinite period of time, you impose on a friend, significant other, colleague or family member. Cool off is generally applied when another has wronged, disappointed, upset, annoyed or irritated the imposer. During the cool off period, the imposer will remain silent fur the duration, giving themselves time to compose themselves and time for the imposed to think what they have done. If the imposed tries to contact during the cool off, they shall be ignored or furthermore may result the cool off in being extended. Cool off is an effective strategy and more than often results in making up after the period is lifted.
'Hey dude, your berd is smokin' hot'
'Dude, you goin' for a cool off, stop that'
'I'm just appreciating your girlfriend man'
'Well don't, stop perving, cool off.'
'Uh, how long bro?'
'One hour.'
'Dude, you goin' for a cool off, stop that'
'I'm just appreciating your girlfriend man'
'Well don't, stop perving, cool off.'
'Uh, how long bro?'
'One hour.'
by doley4lyf April 24, 2016
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Get the jerk off mug.A race and timed event to see who can piss the longest after drinking a six pack of old milwakee while holding a glass of ice water thoughout the entire duration.
by Koola User September 4, 2003
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