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National abuse sam day

National abuse sam day is for all people who know a sam, he could be just really annoying or he could just be a twat. We all join in to punch him, kick him, slap him with your chanticleer or just any sort of abuse. It's always a male sam. Laws are still forced but with fewer consequences. It is celebrated on March 18th.
Sam-“hey man, ur nan. Boom.”
An intellectual-“I’M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS!” *slaps with chanticleer*
Sam-“NOOO”
The intellectual-“Thank god for its national abuse sam day, another good day
by jeef yarson III May 25, 2020
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National Send Nudes Day

On January 22nd, National Send Nudes Day, you send nudes to everyone who wishes you a Happy National Send Nudes Day
by Issac.davison01 January 22, 2019
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National Grab ass day

National grab ass day is was actually created on October 4 2012
Girl: Its national grab ass day so do it while you can
Boy: Its 2018 I don't just think of you as an ass for me to grab its insulting for you to assume I would want that

Girl: I'm sorr-
Boy:*grabs ass like hes gonna take it to go*
by An0nym0u3 October 4, 2018
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national slap Sophia day

ever want to slap sophia? well your lucky day is october 18!
Man 1: Hey, Sophia!
Girl 1: Hey!
Man 1: U know what day it is?
Girl 1: No?
Man 1: National Slap Sophia Day! *Slaps Girl 1
by 1004cucumber September 19, 2021
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National Grab Ass Day Remake

April 11th was national grab ass day , April 12th is national grab dick and grab ass remakes for the girls that didn’t believe!
Since Amelia didn’t believe it was national grab ass day , Johnny gets a retake on national grab ass day remake and she gets to grab his dick
by JasonJason7687 April 11, 2019
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national thank josh day 2

in the case that you forgot that april 4th was national thank josh day, this day allows you to be forgiven for forgetting
jason: hey guys, we forgot about national thank josh day!
joe: that’s okay, that’s what national thank josh day 2 is for!
by obama cares April 5, 2021
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