Milk Kilt

The act of getting two women to press their breasts together around the head of your penis, draping down the shaft like a kilt. Upgrades to a Golden Milk Kilt if the two women are your wife and sister-in-law.

Bro, I had a threesome the other night with these two baddies, and got them to give me a Milk Kilt!!!

by Bigpumpzaddy May 11, 2023

glass of milk

squirting cum in a car exhaust and drinking it as your friend steps on the gas

my best friend heped me with a glass of milk

by In M1s3ry 69 May 2, 2022

Milk shop

A trap of legends that has a mysterious power to attract dads, similar to the cigarette shop.
(Not to be mistaken for abandonment)

Young Gullible Dad "Don't worry son, I'm just going to get some milk"
Milk shop *laughs manically*

by ThatBoyFromSchool June 6, 2021

Raw Milk Mom

Derived from the movement to consume raw unpasteurized milk despite FDA warnings. This term describes a parent so deeply entrenched in the holistic lifestyle that they adhere to pseudoscience in their daily life. This lifestyle often leads to these types of moms to advocate and prioritize the consumption of foods and medicines that are documented to be dangerous or harmful to ones health. Raw milk moms will defend their beliefs with an intensity that is unique to their belief system. Raw Milk Moms hold these beliefs because they find purpose in being someone who isn't a "sheep" that follows peer reviewed science.

Person 1: "Did you see your sister and her kids for the holidays?"
person 2: "No. My sister has become a raw milk mom and she gave her kids colloidal silver instead of Benadryl and they were in the hospital all holiday season being treated for toxic levels of silver in their blood"

by Vladboy11 January 1, 2025

Doccy milk

amazing

I can't wait to see doccy milk this weekend!

by Sister in law flo March 25, 2023

Chocolate milk injection

Someone who injectes chocolate milk into there penis

I like to chocolate milk injection

by Ladypleaser May 13, 2025

black milk

The slang term for black caffeinaterd coffee

When I need a serious caffeine boost to tackle my assignments, I always grab a cup of black milk—nothing like that strong, bitter coffee to keep me awake!

by Emotional Cruiser November 7, 2025