May 4

National slap Italy day

Me: heyy

Italy:wspp
Me:It’s may 4th *slap

by Donny2Hotty May 4, 2024

May 11

May 11 is national punch your enemy day

person #1:what’s May 11?
person#2:it’s a day to punch your enemy

by Phao.quotes May 10, 2022

May 23rd

National kiss your best friend day

Oh my god its may 23rd we should kiss to celebrate !

by Hegejilol May 22, 2022

10 May 1954

10 May 1954

10 May 1954

by Debskelly1985 August 12, 2023

May 24th

National grab that cake day. Go out and make sure to get a few smacks in and grab it a lot. Make sure to put your whole hand on it. Make sure to have a hand on that cake while they’re walking.

Make sure to grab your girlfriend’s cake on May 24th!

by Professor Batter May 22, 2020

May 24th

1 year anniversary of berenice and brandons totally amazing relationship, SHE SHOULD TOTALLY SEND HIM TITTIE PICS TO CELEBRATE

it's may 24th I wanna show brandon my titties

by Ball2zero May 22, 2022

May 5th

National t*tty pics day

Bro she sent me tits it’s may 5th

by Erin jones May 4, 2022