Jack Black

Half of the God-like metal band: Tenacious D!

The Rock-Brother of Kyle Gass, and the metal LEGEND.
Owns the voice of an angel, and uses it to his advantage, and to ours.
If I had to suggest a song of theirs, to show his amazing voice, I'd suggest "Master Exploder" , because he hits many high notes during that one, and, as a matter-of-fact, he blows someone's mind. The man's head, literally, EXPLODES, because Jack was pointing at him, whilst singing this song.

Basically, Jack Black is a God.

Me: Wow, Jack Black has the best voice I've ever heard!
My Friend: Who?
Me: You're dead to me.

by ThatOneGuyThatYouKindaKnow May 16, 2011

Jack Bauer

1. To Be Up For 24 Hours Or More.
2. Something Than Happens To Terrorist.
3. A Card You Don't Want To Play.
4. Something You Say When Someone Is Harassing You For Info.

News Reporter: Numerous Terrorist Around the Globe Have Been Killed By an Unknown Gunner brandishing a Silenced Nine millimeter.
Me: Must Be Jack Bauer.

by Slade Technics December 23, 2006

jack law

Jack law-
A person who acts or looks gay.

That person is a jack law

by Osama112 January 22, 2018

Jacked McDieselton

someone who is totally jacked up aka pumped up aka cock diesel.

WHAT'S UP, JACKED MCDIESELTON??? look at your chiseled abs, pecs, arms and buttocks!

by edward troxler March 27, 2003

5 jack

A brutal blow consisting of 5 knuckles generally to the jaw region named after "blck Jack Johnson," a black boxing champion from NYC.

Jamal served up a swift 5 jack to shawntiqua's jaw after she told him she was pregnant

by Doobtronix October 11, 2006

Jack baker

Such a cunt, he should go jump off a bridge and he is such a selfless stupid cunt that should never be loved or cared for

The end.

Woah look at that cunt face jack baker

by MR ARANGATANG December 20, 2018

jack long

Sexual tendencies towards anything with a pulse. Honourable , bankrupt, can be used as any cards against humanity answer

OMG he is so jack long.

by Charmander 123 July 31, 2016