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Jake

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An asshole and a clown, known for being a hypocrite and retarded. They often complain about random shit for no reason and use stupid excuses like “they died in roblox” as a reason to be a complete dickhead.

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That dumbass bitch is such a Jake
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Jakeema

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Some girl from Chicago
Dave: Who’s jakeema?
Matt: That’s that light skinned girl from chicago
by Dooladoopboop May 13, 2020
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Jake

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A meme, mii and one of a kind. Can be an ass while always using innuendos. Can be quite a lad. Just don’t let any bromance get in the way.
by HayFuckingHoe May 19, 2020
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Jake Justino

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A tall, muscular, hunk who will take your girl without even looking at her. He stores shit up his ass like undo dice, and anal beads. An absolute chad with a monster schlong about 5.3 inches, and a weight of 12 pounds.
Guy#1: Yo did you hear about JAKE JuSTinO!?!
Guy#2: YEAH MAN HE SLAPPED ME WITH HIS SCHLONG
by mattcris4n May 23, 2020
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Jake

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Jake is horrible, ugly, and not handsome. If you are friends with a Jake or Jacob, then Un friend Him real quick.
If Jake or Jacob is the name of your boyfriend, then he will cheat and say he didn’t. He will most likely have a lot of pimples if Jake is your brother tell your mom to put him up for adoption
Hey did you see Jake over there?
Yeah he is pretty ugly

I heard he cheated on Vanessa!
He has a lot of pimples!
by trina vega hater May 24, 2020
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Jaedán

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Tiny, Sexy, smart girl. Loves to read books but doesn’t like reading to people. Will often describe her rudeness as being direct but boy thats cap. Great baby mum especially when it comes to twins.
Hey that jaedán ting is sweet I wanna give her twins
by Factsbyjaleel May 26, 2020
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