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Straight-uwu

Straight-uwu is a new sexuality that was only recently discovered.
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You are Straight-uwu if you:

Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact a straight male
Straight-uwu Person: Ok good night, luv u UwU
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im straight but just a bit uwu
by Cringeologist March 9, 2021
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straight rage

Pretending to be straight but really being a closet homosexual.
Josh tried hitting on the girl at the party but his straight rage kicked in and he became flaccid.
by fliedlice October 20, 2015
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Power Straight

adj. / noun

(1) A term used to describe a woman—usually in sports or high-level leadership—whose confidence, swagger, and unshakeable dominance in her field make her both intimidating and magnetic. Think of it like a "power suit," but with athleticism and laser focus instead of pinstripes.

(2) Inspired by WNBA sharpshooter Sabrina Ionescu, “Power Straight” references someone (often a woman) who is unmistakably straight but moves through the world with the badass energy, precision, and cool typically reserved for queer icons. She hits threes, shuts down doubters, and doesn’t need to raise her voice to command a room.
“Did you see how Sabrina drained those threes at the All-Star weekend? That’s peak Power Straight energy.”
“She walked into the boardroom like a Power Straight—calm, locked in, zero games.”
by notjoebuck July 31, 2025
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Straight Trash

A word used to describe most of the lower eschelon of white people. Or people of no class, which is white people.
Wow! Look at those people over there going to the Garth Brooks concert.

Yeah bro, they're Straight Trash.

Already bro!
by Hangin&swangin69 April 30, 2019
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Straight Sudzin

The term “Straight Sudzin” comes from the old special term made by someone who is special themself. The term refers to one partaking in a bath time with a bubble bath and rubber ducky. Another might refer to the term as being slang for having a bath time with themself.
Hello there kind sir mind if we go Straight Sudzin in ur bathroom and i definitely won’t tickle each one of your ballsacks individually”
by sudzincomittee011 February 10, 2022
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Colombian Straight Pipe

The action of taking a girl and shoving her torso in the truck of a vehicle. Proceed to blow her back out, and at the moment of climax, yank out ur dong and shove it into her asshole.
I did that thing you told me to try with my girl last night, it had her screaming like a Colombian Straight Pipe
by DomDaddyyyy April 4, 2021
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Super Straight

Term used to identify man who are attracted only to woman whom were born a woman. Some way of being recognized is with the flag Black and Orange ⬛️🟧
“Bro would you fuck a tranny?” “Nah dude I’m super straight
by Rick77 March 7, 2021
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