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IT pants

Pants (usually cargo pants) with a camo print.
I enlisted in the military, I'll be wearing IT pants there.
by IT fan June 22, 2022
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pants batter

The creamy coloured stain that is on the gusset of females underwear.The stain is the result of one or various expulsions from the orifice known by numerous names, here my favourite shall be used. The cunt can have anything from lady juice,cum and various other things leaking. The residue that dries on the gusset is pants batter.
My pants batter looks like the top of a rice pudding
by In A Rut February 17, 2024
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smartie pants

n. Delicious but fragile trousers. Good for hikers and snackers.

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I wish there were more smartie pants in the closet at the chess club.

Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.
by gnostic3 October 6, 2020
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Poo Pant

An act only babies can not perform. It is the first step into becoming an independent person in today's society.
person 1: hey dude, do you poo pant?
person 2: what?
person 1: bro you're probably like 3 *poo pant*
by poo_panter73 July 26, 2021
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Banana Pants

Banana pants refers to a state of craziness or confusion. Figuratively, it's like if you were wearing pants that held your ankles together and you could not take a step. Like if both legs of the pants were together, the shape of a single banana.
When I was hungry, I thought about ordering a sandwich. But I could not eat the carbs in the bread; or should I get only sprouted, whole grain; but, no, what if I have a gluten sensitivity? I was totally banana pants and decided not to eat anything until later when I ate the whole, extra-large pizza in one sitting.
by cspvln January 3, 2017
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Sexy pants

Pants that make your ass cheeks look fly
Guy: Ouugh thicky Nicky those sexy pants are making you thiqqq
by Funnygirlincanada April 1, 2019
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Clown Pants

To urinate on yourself or one other's pants whilst drinking.
Goddamn, I'm so drunk I've pissed on myself and Chris's pants simultaneously giving each other a wicked pair of clown pants!
by The JZA & The RZA August 25, 2004
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