Matt Hardy 

wrestler who has won many tag team championships with his brother Jeff. currently out with a knee injury (it is MVP's fault!)

OMG! Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy are the tag team champions again!

Matt Hardy by Karina M March 20, 2008

Hairy potter 

A sexual action;

Background/criteria: woman must be wearing glasses

Punch the bitch in the face and break her glasses, start waving your wand around, and just when your about to blow all over her face shout “oculus reparo” and it will fix her glasses.

Precautions: try not to break the lenses, semen is not good for the eyes.

I hairy pottered the libraian FTW

Hairy potter by Millsthrills May 3, 2008

Hairy Cocktail 

When a male/female drink a mixture of a hobo's piss and shavings of the black of his asshole with two shots of Brandy. This is part of the shame shot's series.

Felix: "I can't believe I lost that bet"
Riley: "I told you she had herpes, well drink that hairy cocktail now!"
Felix: "WHERE DID YOU GET HOBO PISS FROM?"

Hairy Cocktail by EdinieDePoPo June 20, 2011

Hairy Canary

Hysterical Temper Tantrum

When Walter found out that Gary spent the rent money on beer and hookers he had a Hairy Canary.

Hairy Canary by leahcim September 30, 2005

Jeff Hardy 

The finest man on Earth

Jeff Hardy by jeffs a hottie August 11, 2003

Hairy Mary 

A girl with an extremely hairy body, specifically the face and/or armpits. A Hairy Mary is also a woman who has an extremely hairy ass. Be warned. Hairy Marys tend to travel in packs and occasionally think that is okay to publicly expose themselves by wearing tanktops.

On first sight it looked as though Katrina's hair was flowing over her shoulder. She then tossed her hair back, exposing herself as a Hairy Mary, and displayed her beautiful armpit hair.

Hairy Mary by [TaintSniff] December 18, 2008

hairyolas 

Hairy nipples; areolas with hair growing out of them

Sally took off her bra, and I was disgusted to learn that she had hairyolas.

hairyolas by DJ MethFace July 30, 2006