It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

by Kiwipo January 16, 2023

crazy cream

cream that go crazy

“I had a time last night, she had that crazy cream man!”

by kittymuncher30000 January 16, 2023

S cream

Cream that is a ‘S’

Gime dat S cream man

by Jojoatthedocks January 17, 2023

cream

its stuff that has a creamy consistency

wow this cream is creamy

by biblicalwhapping January 22, 2023

Cup cream

When your homie creams in your cupped hands and you rub it in your skin like lotion

I saw Alex applying cup cream in the public toilets

by anonymous January 29, 2023

Whipped Cream

The act of nutting on another individual and then whipping them with a rope.

I just whipped Creamed that hoe.

by !Hey February 3, 2023

Ice cream valley

A type of gay porn, where one man cums inbetween the other mans cheeks

Top: i'm gonna ice cream valley that ass
Bottom: fuck yeah!!

by thegrizzman February 4, 2023