Cry me a river so I can swim away

Exaggerated way to show disinterest in a subject that somebody cares deeply about

Person A: "My favorite tv show is cancelled"
Person B: "Cry me a river so I can swim away"

by KnashKash January 13, 2025

Can you string my cheese

to peel back foreskin on a DICK

Hey sugga TITIS can you string my cheese uwu mommy ;)

by DankonDS March 2, 2022

Can

Can is a fair man. He is charming and can change your life. He has a good influence on women and an arrogant manner towards strange men. Many people underestimate him even though he has a lot of potential. Date Can and you will experience something completely new.

Can the best man

by Geddson November 22, 2021

flip can

Great drinking game, where there are two teams who race to drink there beers and flip their beer cans. Teams go in a line, first team to get all can flipped and landed win.

nuno just picked up some coors, time to play some flip can.

by mpc6q7 December 23, 2013

garbage can turkey

The best damn way to cook a turkey. You put the turkey inside of an insulated garbage can with hot coals on the top and around the base. The method is a lot like that of a Dutch oven. Give it 3-4 hours, lift off the garbage can, and inside you've got a delicious, moist turkey.

Try it next Thanksgiving

*lifts off garbage can*
"Now that's a moist turkey"
"Of course it is. It's a garbage can turkey"

by Denverite00 February 23, 2017

chimp that can talk

the coolest thing that exists or ever has existed ever

Guys, check out that chimp that can talk, he's so cool!!!!!

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

CAN–CAN

Beyond rubbish,A person that doesn't do a single thing right/eats pure utter smegma

Lex: i will beat u at pool fag
"Loses to everyone in the bar"
Cris: haha u lost u silly can–can

by Riceboy October 21, 2020