A sexual surprise. As your partner starts moving towards performing a blow job quickly move up and forward, there by slapping your partner in the eyes with your testicles.
Guy1 " Did you let that hoe blow you at the party the party last night?"
Guy2" She started to but I changed my mind last second so instead I gave her the ol' Kansas City Bean Bag instead."
Guy2" She started to but I changed my mind last second so instead I gave her the ol' Kansas City Bean Bag instead."
by Kc-Chris September 16, 2015
by P3NGUING0D November 03, 2017
Because the bean burrito from Taco Bell is known to cause lots of flatulence, it is often timely to sing the bean burrito chant after eating more than one bean burrito from Taco Bell.
John, talking to Taco Bell drive-thru worker: "I'll have 4 bean burritos please."
Kareem, sitting next to John in car: "What the fuck? 4 bean burritos? Damn, you better open all the windows and the doors while driving or else this car's going to stink up like a portapotty at the redneck eating contest."
John: "Ay, dawg, chill chill. And listen to my bean burrito chant -
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat 'em, the more you go faster in your go-kart!
Putputputpupupup...vvvvrrrroooooom vvvroom!
Ya heard me, this surplus of methane can be used to inject some extra boost into the exhaust, thus increasing horsepower by about 2.7%. Holla back!"
Kareem, sitting next to John in car: "What the fuck? 4 bean burritos? Damn, you better open all the windows and the doors while driving or else this car's going to stink up like a portapotty at the redneck eating contest."
John: "Ay, dawg, chill chill. And listen to my bean burrito chant -
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat 'em, the more you go faster in your go-kart!
Putputputpupupup...vvvvrrrroooooom vvvroom!
Ya heard me, this surplus of methane can be used to inject some extra boost into the exhaust, thus increasing horsepower by about 2.7%. Holla back!"
by Adel7 August 23, 2007
Grandma whatcha making for thanksgiving
I got beans greens potatoes tomatoes lamb rams hog dog chicken turkey YOU NAMMMMEEE ITTT
I got beans greens potatoes tomatoes lamb rams hog dog chicken turkey YOU NAMMMMEEE ITTT
by Beans greens potatoes tomatoes November 19, 2016
Total fucking shithead who tells obviously untrue stories about his genitalia. A useless human being. The reason for the creation of derekwatch, where the door is locked as soon as he leaves the room.
Mr. Blutarski. zerp point zero.
Derek- Its not about the length of my penis. Its the width
Lenny- Can O' Beans!
Derek- Its not about the length of my penis. Its the width
Lenny- Can O' Beans!
by poopieface1345 May 08, 2010
A simple phrase to use in nearly any situation, but make sure that when you use it, people don't think less of you. Use it for comedic purposes.
Mom: Hey, I dropped that. Could you give it to me?
Me: How about you give me the beans?! I like them beans!
Mom: Heh, real funny. I guess you're having beans for dinner, then.
Me: How about you give me the beans?! I like them beans!
Mom: Heh, real funny. I guess you're having beans for dinner, then.
by CuberPS4 (follow me on Twitch) March 18, 2020
by Crown Princess Bitch April 26, 2015