apple

doctor repellent

an apple a day keep my doctor away from my bedroom cuz he rapes me every night

by I dont like minors trust June 15, 2024

Apple sauce people

Apple sauce people are better than those “boomer” things

“I’m from the APPLE SAUCE PEOPLE generation, and that makes me superior to you!”

by Winnie_Linuwu November 17, 2019

Creamy Apple Jack

A pair of boxers that you've jacked off into so consistently the fabric becomes soggy, just like apple jacks on a Saturday morning.

Yeah my mom found my creamy apple jack last night.

by Mr_Williams_Drink_Menu July 19, 2019

apple roleplay

two gay niggas apple fucking

nigga... apple roleplay

by nozoozle June 4, 2024

the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

first created by doctor vb with a phd in receiving no bitches, this is defined as having similar traits as ur fadda

you beat your wife today? guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

by guala dictator January 13, 2022

Red Apples

When you suck way to hard on your man's nuts and he ends up with Red Apples.

Omg Becka I totally gave Tim some Red Apples last night.

by JoJo Jynx December 13, 2021

Apple

Apples can end people if you eat an apple a day to keep the doctor away.

My buddy ate an apple to keep the doctor away and he died

by Anime_saves_lives_to_ya_know December 15, 2020