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American Woman Sculpture 

A lifesize Colorado Yule marble scuplture handmade by Francisco Sotomayor of Colorado Springs, CO. It depicts a woman reclining on top of a grand piano holding a rose. It is the first ever marble sculpture in history to have eyelashes...yeah, not even Michelanglo could pull that one off! Check out his website at www.franciscosfineart.com It is a sight to see! Leave a comment in the inbox if ya diggg it maan! :)
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Handcarved!... you try doing that with a chisel and hammer and see how far you get! (Ok, ok a Dremel was used for some parts, but STILL??)
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american pie 

In American Pie, the ugly main character fucks the apple pie.
american pie by djvj12324 December 5, 2016

American RAP

Inferior to French RAP. That's all you need to know.
"I'm sorry man."
"What?"
"I heard to liked American RAP. You should try french RAP."

American school 

Student1: I don't like Mrs bradley
Student2:neither
Student1:tomorrow let's teach her a lesson after all this is a American school

American 

Someone whose weight is higher than his IQ
-Look mum, a thin American!
-That isn’t possible!
American by FoldTheBald December 1, 2020

The American School in London 

A shitty, yet hella expensive school full of rich bitches. Also known as "ASL"
"She's ugly, fake, rich, and bitchy... She must go to The American School in London.

Blackfrican-American

An African-American, except with the word, "Black" replacing the "A". Quite possibly used in ridiculous arguments to sound offended and ridiculously ridiculous. Used as a joke between friends and family members. Use with caution around strangers and online when trying to troll or joke around.
"What, is it because I'm a Blackfrican-American?! That's racist!"

"Yo! What does that even mean?! Shut up, you're stupid. You don't even mean it, you're joking, you asshole!"