Tom

Mother fucking simp, but everyone is scared of him!! Hottest guy in the school, plays footy and probably smokes.

Does Tom have a girlfriend?

Idk I’d be too scared to talk to him!

by Can ableism September 14, 2021

Tom Brady

My man really hatched out of an egg.

Tom Brady has hatched!

by ShaquelleOatmeal July 31, 2021

Other Tom

I don’t know...he’s just like there I guess.

A bit of an arsehole.

Oh that’s Other Tom, not Tom

by JonjoShelvey-NUFC February 26, 2018

tom cruise

when you shove as many fully charged vibrators as you can up your rectum. Using an entire gallon of industrial strength superglue to seal your asshole shut to keep them in, then afterwards going to work and running to turn them on.

why won't the intern sit still?

he's just doing a tom cruise.

by anton blavatsky February 25, 2021

Tom nieb

An absolute machine bred and produced in Stoke on Trent This weapon thinks of the word physics amd just scissor kicks or into the cosmos

Give him a toilet seat and he will find a way to go upside down with it

Oi Tom nieb is a pleb

by Boothy69 November 9, 2023

Tom

Tom is a really kind hearted guy, he loves video games, books and sports. Most of the people would call him a nerd and an awkard person but deep inside he's just a lost soul seeking for love and mutual respect. Tom's favourite activity is cuddling, especially with Julias, those two really get along. Please give Toms a try, they're funny, enjoyable and devoured, its really hard not to get anything from a Tom once you're in his heart.

AtK : 90
DF : 99 (-98 when with a julia)
Spd : 70

Awww look at those two hugging, they're probably named Tom and Julia

by Zomeone101 November 22, 2021

Tom

The type of guy to take a selfie in an elevator

Tom what floor you going to

by BobbyL1te February 20, 2019