Sam

A Sam is something you find riding a unicycle while reading a dictionary. He is smart, but is missing a link in his brain. He is fun, and loved by everyone. But beware when he gets his unicycle out.

Girl: I saw Sam hanging upside down on a tree branch while reciting the Illiad.

Guy: Well I saw him going his math homework while watching the Barbie movies!

by Account1 November 10, 2017

Sam

A fucking legend and will be a NHL player, he is also very fucking horny

Omg Sam is so cool

by Litpussy March 28, 2020

Sam

the man who fucked an alley cat and watches ankha zone at 12am

"Man that guys such a sam..."
"sams are secretly a furry."

by UR MOM GAE AND UR DAD LESBEIN. February 21, 2023

Sam Williamson

I think I'm jesus or god and I don't know which one I am

Sam Williamson is literally god or Jesus and he doesn't know which one so stop asking

by glibisgood March 5, 2023

Sam fathergil

A kid with a lot of girlfriends

Why is he such a Sam fathergil

by Yywthd January 3, 2019

sam jones

someone who is super hot and sexy and cute at the same time

yo sam your super sam jones

by samsosexy June 6, 2025

sam purviance

Thickest and moistest boi in the whole nebula

Sam Purviance gives the moistest Zucc

by Daddy your Bruv May 29, 2018