best person

‘Do you know the best person?’
YUH Phoebe!! Their my best friend!! <3’
by ilovekatesiegel December 30, 2021
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Person the 3rd

A bitch.

You are a narcissistic prick who only believe in being better than others entirely, he jerks off and ejaculates onto pieces of toast in the morning to increase his nutrients intake. He whispers seductively to minors in a call and believes in white supremacy. He also looks like the character Ken Carson from Barbie’s life in the dream house, his hair is more dry than my dick after 15 years of no sex. He’s a no good dirty troglodyte that should be eliminated.
by Akithegoat June 13, 2024
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Red Person

Your protector. They watch over you and take care of your heart. You can’t live without them.
She always keep me safe. She is my red person.
by Happysunshinebish June 21, 2023
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Person 23

Someone who is an illusion. You may see a crowd of 23 persons, but the 23rd... is Person 24.
Person 24: STOP THINKING IM PERSON 23 IM PERSON 24
by thiscatisd September 13, 2022
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Personal Fluffer

Man or woman who gives fellatio to someone while the receiver watches porn. The goal is to keep them on the edge of orgasm for as long as possible. Can be interchangeable with Personal Cocksucker.
I lost a bet with my buddy, now I have to spend the next few hours under his desk being his personal fluffer. I hope he doesn’t blackmail me into being his personal cocksucker too.
by Knows-too-much May 08, 2023
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A spacey person

A spacey person acts distracted and sometimes a bit strange
Person 1 Hey bro look at there, it's Pedro

Person 2 Oh right!, but wait, what is he doing?

Peron 1 I don't know i think he's looking out the window , he's always been like this. a spacey person.
by AxmanaleX February 20, 2023
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