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Mr. Ivan J. Clinkscale

Is a man that I fell in love with a genuinely unpredictable kind loving a man with personality stamina integrity loyalty a king of all trades a friend we need it a lover at all times and the reason why I know this is because I've seen all sides to them and I can speak upon it and define him as this there's always good and bad with everything that comes
Mr. Ivan J. Clinkscale A great man
by Mourgun M. Mayhem August 11, 2024
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C&J

When your cock is particularly smelly and your partner uses jam to mask your man meat musk.
Man: BJ?
Woman: eww your gross
Man *inserts junk in jam* how bout now?
Woman: I love C&J!!
by BonerJam2069 March 20, 2019
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Tom J

Tom J is very THICC
by Jordiewoo January 1, 2021
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Blu j

often mispronounced as "bludge", this upcoming rapper causes all humans in a 5 mile radius to immediately start ovulating as soon as he starts freestyling.
Person 1: Yo Blu j were u freestyling?
Blu J: Yea how could u tell?
Person 1: I ovulated
by enjoyer of bluejay June 15, 2025
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Stinky J

A sailing coach, A best friend, and a Boss the stinky J is the ultimate package
by StinkyJentusiest February 4, 2018
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The J Fuentes

Form a person can take of being a petofile and performing various acts that would be questionable in the court of law as statutory rape. Also infamous for wandering hands in the darkness and shadows of the night. This shit you wont even see on the catch a predator
My friend george gave lilly the J fuentes in the movies the other night.
by John Doeugh January 21, 2008
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Messy J

A PCP laced joint dipped in formaldehyde.
Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.
by braille February 28, 2013
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