Potatoism is the newest religion which originates somewhere in Tajikistani mountains, not sure tbh
It focuses on uniting all people that had ever eaten atleast 2 potatoes (idgaf how we will count that shit)
It focuses on uniting all people that had ever eaten atleast 2 potatoes (idgaf how we will count that shit)
Gay 1 : hey bro have u seen this new shit called potatoism?
Gay 2 : how dare you insult the almighty potatoism religion you penishead
Gay 2 : how dare you insult the almighty potatoism religion you penishead
by TheWok January 14, 2022
Get the potatoismmug. When you put a raw potato in a cows asshole then you eat the potato and everything else that comes out
by Professional potato bobber May 7, 2018
Get the bobbing for potatoesmug. When you go to cook up some potatoes but you forgot what potatoes are and you think they are poisonous you don't cook or eat them and after a while they grow so big that the house explodes.
Try not to be potato forgetful today or this house will be no more.
Oh no, There was a dude that was potato forgetful today and made the building explode, Silly potato forgetfulness people.
Oh no, There was a dude that was potato forgetful today and made the building explode, Silly potato forgetfulness people.
by Devarite September 29, 2021
Get the Potato forgetfulnessmug. 
May 11th is national potato day! This day you will do whatever you want with potatoes. Make fries, boil them, fry them, and many other cool ideas. Make sure to share this with a friend and remember, go celebrate potatoes!
National Potato Day: On this day, we celebrate the rememberence of potatoes. Albert Johnson invented the potato (found it), on a farm in 1565.
by I.Love.Her May 11, 2023
Get the National potato daymug. slices of potato mixed with cream and topped with cheese before being baked in an oven. Often confused with potato cakes by uneducated New South Welshmen and South Australians.
by Yazza33 April 13, 2017
Get the potato scallopmug. by ThisCrazyDog1978 September 10, 2023
Get the Potatomug.