Porn Crackers

The state of a post-wank tissue that has been left to grow hard, crunchy, and prawn cracker-esque
Looking in his room for the shoes that Carl had borrowed from me, I found the assortment of porn crackers that he’d been leaving under his bed
by Chris fischer April 21, 2022
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porn crackers

Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.
by philologue August 18, 2011
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Crumble Porn

Aesthetic crumbling buildings. Usually pertaining to old houses that have been reclaimed by nature.
Apocolypsecore +haunted house core = crumble porn
by J Brams February 06, 2023
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diarreah porn

It's where you take eating ass to a whole other level. You eat peoples shit. Ex. 2 girls 1 cup
OMG. Cheryl gave me the best diarreah porn of my life! Wtf is wrong with me have I sinned past the point of return oh please god help I am dying on the bathroom floor my mom overdosed on Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears Andy dads left town all i have left is Cheryl's turds
by Cheryl's Boyfriend November 19, 2019
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Fools porn

Like fools gold, fools porn is porn that looks really good. But due to the content which might be distressing or disturbing makes it impossible to jerk off to. Most commonly ntr hentai which for some reason has the best artists. Only fools think they can bust one out to fools porn.
"Dude I found a really good doujin but it was by ratatatat74." "Oh man I hope you didn't try to pull your pork to that. Its fools porn."
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porn trolled

The act of downloading porn in order to lag the internet connection of your roommate.
Aw man I was trying to play a computer game last night, but the lag was awful because my roommate totally porn trolled me.
by Wulfsten Graves February 15, 2014
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Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.
My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”

As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”
by Jose f August 14, 2024
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