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Josh

Crayon guy. He's a bitch. Don't talk to him. He has an obsession with Discord and knives. Guns too. He also has to break up fandom fights between his friends. A sarcastic dick as well.
Friend #1(I'm the better bitch): CG SEND ME THE PICTURE I NEED TO NAME THEM.
CG (Josh) : *sends the picture of *cough* daycare sanses *cough*
by Kaida_ May 19, 2018
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A amazing money making superstar. 773 Josh is a rather sexy person and get any female he wants with just a little bit effort. Many people want to be like him and move as him as the reason of why he has so many followers. Also can be devious by his charming personality and smile striking females and arousing them which causes many relationship break ups.
Damn 773 Josh just took another nigga bitch.
by felixthegoat November 10, 2017
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Josh

Known for selling haribos to unsuspecting kids if seen please report to the police
Who's that man in

the alley?
Don't go near josh

Why?
He sells haribos for a ridiculous price
by Haribosforsale May 13, 2018
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He doesn't hate anyone and is nice to anyone no matter what. Also That on guy/boy that follows you everywhere you go and thinks he is pretty cool..He acts a bit younger than he is.H Is nice and tries to be liked. He thinks that he is really ripped but he isn't. he usually has fanta pubes or just red hair and has no friends . He really believes that all the women/girls around him all want him but not. He tries to act like he is well known and popular and he is but only for the wrong reasons. He also thinks he is Arnold Schwarzenegger. He thinks he is better than everyone at every thing to do with sport.
Josh can be quite nice but is a bit cocky.
by yo ghost nigger ai. April 4, 2019
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Me: hey
Josh: i like fornite
by eeeeeeeooooooo May 4, 2022
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a fatass faggot who gets triggered about everything
oh my god Josh is such an ugly idiot
by trve slav August 23, 2018
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A quite average size blonde kid who is a direct descendant of cliff Richard. he says some really silly & unintelligent illogical stuff. the definition of derp. hard to make friends, but those who he does make love him to bits.
people: *talking about bob dylan*
Josh: 'I thought bob Dylan was black!'

Josh: 'tortoise and a hedgehog? they're the same except one goes in the water'

^all actual events of a Josh.
by blond_drumr99 January 26, 2014
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