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Michael

NA #1 Radiant Phoenix main, coined the double bounce flash mechanic
But likes to play in silver elo because silver accessories are cool and only buys cool skins
Generally likes to maintain a 'cool' aesthetic

Also #1 2h dancer in the world, holds the world record for fastest fm (165 bpm)

The most annoying person you'll ever meet
Dude 1: NO WAY DUDE DID YOU JUST ATTEMPT A MICHAEL?
Dude 2: Yeah man, it was for fun. There's no way I could ever do that fm lul
Dude 1: Yeah you gotta be real cracked for that lul
by baykun June 19, 2021
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Michael

Michael is the most extraordinary guy in the world you will ever meet. He will become the air that you breath in and he will be the reason why your heart keeps beating. He's one of a kind. When you meet a michael you will fall madly in love with him. You become like a magnet to him. You will crave a addiction for Michael you won't be able to stay away even if he has a girlfriend already. He will be the man of your dreams the light of your life . Michelle tend to be wild but stick around for him long enough show him you are there for him and he will love you like no other, he will love you more than life itself. But one bad thing Michaels don't like to be alone so once you leave he will have Replace someone to feel you in while you are gone. Becareful because Michaels tend to brake hearts but he such a good lover you'll keep going back like a dummy.
Michael will show you how to be free how to love like you never loved before
by R* aireola April 16, 2021
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Michael

Michael Is that one guy. Gay as hell and loves Blueycapsules. Also If you're reading this Michael I'm not sorry. You ginger.
Hey look at Michael. Gayass homo
by _Beta_ February 24, 2022
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Michael Bahr

Wow Michael Bahr likes cock
by BeefLicker November 22, 2021
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Michael

A hotie that loves a miley then to shy to tell her
Michael
by Daddy1213888 November 8, 2020
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Michael Janocher

Michael Janocher ist jemand, der durch wohl überlegte Argumente überzeugen kann.
"Nenn' mich nicht Hurensohn", oder "Halt's Maul" sind z.B. solche Argumente.

"Hör auf zu Michael Janochern" = "Höre auf zu argumentieren"
by YodaDuBist_420 August 3, 2020
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Michael

this man is obsessed, OBSESSED with planes and the military. He’s single for no good reason bc he is really sweet although there is the large amount of emotional baggage he carries around. He doesn’t deserve it though and is the closest example you will ever see to Job which is funny bc he is a raging atheist.
Have you seen Michael today?

Yeah he made a joke about the Russian-Ukrainian conflict and then left.
by I_hate_bananas March 31, 2023
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