banging the wife is code for losers who have wife's that won't give them any sex. so they lie to their buddies and say they were busy banging the wife which is code for fapping or making love to one's self.
Matt was getting owned by Nick in a meme war and couldn't think of anything to say. So matt said " I was banging the wife." Matt was really fapping or making love to himself while he watched a jib jab movie he made of Nick doing a striptease.
by the meme war master May 8, 2016
Get the banging the wifemug. 
Toast bang: the amount of time it takes to brown a piece of toast (usually 45secs to 90secs) in equivalence to how long it takes fucking the shit out of someone
Girl your so hot i would toast bang you!
So honey we don't have that much time. ....wanna toast bang?
I would toast bang the shit out of you!
So honey we don't have that much time. ....wanna toast bang?
I would toast bang the shit out of you!
by Weenieleaks May 27, 2017
Get the toast bangmug. by Santiago N October 19, 2020
Get the bangingmug. A term made by rapper, Matty G. A Bang Flow is basically a rapper's flow that can hit hard as fuck with the beat.
Other terms by Matty: 119116, and RED Mad
Other terms by Matty: 119116, and RED Mad
Rapper 1: Bro, swear I got a bang flow! I can hit hard as fuck with my bars.
Person 1: Shut the fuck up you suck at rapping.
Person 1: Shut the fuck up you suck at rapping.
by MattyGesus August 8, 2018
Get the Bang Flowmug. In Rocket League when someone bangs the ball to counter a previous banging of the ball from the other team.
by Kenoru July 12, 2021
Get the counter bangmug. by Bang a bitch day March 11, 2021
Get the National bang a bitch daymug.