A hypocrite usually named joe, Joey, or
Joseph who tried to kick his
friends out of his house at 10pm on a Saturday night. This joe character rather have sex with a whale than hang out with his
friends.
Becca- hey Joey I can’t fuck you with your
friends in the living room.
Joey- okay, I’ll be a simp and I’ll kick them out at 10pm on a Saturday so we can fuck in
peace. Anything to get a nice duck sucking.