steel pier amusment park

a shanty little amusement park in atlantic city new jersy. the worst place to work in the summer time do to the fact that the supervisers all fuck each other and inbreed

lil-liz-hay boris

boris-yes lil liz

lil-liz- lets inbreed and make another superviser

boris- hells yes let me get in that omega fat ass in this steel pier amusment park

by flizzz February 20, 2009

oak park unified district

a shitty school district with shitty stuck up bitches. if you go here, you’re probably planning on moving out sometime or another because this place is a shithole. it’s so shitty it makes my nose fucking evaporate because it even smells like shit. its demographic consists of white kids with superiority complexes or stoners that always have a vape on them and smell like shit. avoid band kids at all costs. maybe the art kids too, but a lot of them are chill. the entire staff consists of blonde soccer moms that don’t give two shits about you and men that look like they should be on the next episode of dateline. if you go here fuck you you’re a piece of shit

“jesus fucking christ what is this place, it reeks of pure shit”
“i think it’s oak park unified district, also known as oak park unified shitstrict”

by peepeepoopoobitchfart July 8, 2020

College park high school

Shitty ass school, half the school is emo

College park high school makes me want to fucking kill myself

by Skylar Wals November 22, 2016

Trailer Park Chastity Belt

Anything preventing sexual activities. Either a bandana ducktaped over the underwear, or a tampon/Maxi-Pad.

"Oh, dont try anything with Johnny; he's got a Trailer Park Chastity Belt on."

by amarettoriot February 8, 2009

Elmwood Park, Illinois (EP)

It is common to see a blue-collar worker driving a Range Rover, Mercedez, BMW or some other luxury vehicle clearly out of their price range. By keeping the used car clean (and tinting windowns/adding rims), they are able to appear wealthier than they really are. In reality, most Elmwood Park residents are city workers, police officers, firefighters, construction workers and laborers. Elmwood Park is known for it's Italian background. There are several restaurants and bars that try to capitalize on this "distinction", but most of the times people are just trying too hard. A common phrase in Elmwood Park is, "Do you know who my Grandpa was?" The problem is the only people who know what the hell they are talking about is their neighbor who also had a "famous" Grandpa. The pride each resident has in it's town is almost dilusional. If you get to know the people and places in EP, however, you will quickly learn many people are lying.. to themselves, to each other and to their kids. It's a look-how-guido-I-am town filled with blue-collar workers driving cars they can't afford, doing drugs left and right and hoping their local politician helps them get a job somehow. After all, DON'T YOU KNOW WHO MY GRANDPA WAS?

Oh, Hey! I'm over dere in da Elmwood Park, Illinois (EP). My brand new Benz is out front of da Baciami, just got done laying some concrete over dere. Bada bing, bada boom. You know who my grandpa was??

by I am soooo italian August 14, 2011

7-11 parking lot

better known as the "alternative homeless shelter"

there goes some bum in the 7-11 parking lot

by I had nothing better to do but write this definition April 5, 2007

Linkin Park

An edgy band for edgy kids. They have some pretty decent songs though.

Guy 1:"Hey, do you listen to Linkin Park?"

Guy 2:"No, I don't self-harm."

by Lunaticia August 26, 2017