Nut Choker Pants 

Guy's pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.

Nate wearing those nut choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.

Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those nut choker pants.

Nate's girlfriend finally went Lorena Bobbittn his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for nut choker pants.

Nut Choker Pants by Ice86 November 30, 2022

Testosterone in my pants 

Slang for boner/Erection 🍆👖
Like how not to say the word boner/erection

X1:so tell me what happened in school.
X2:the math teacher told me to stand up go to the whiteboard (i did not raise my hand so he could tell me)

And something embarrassing happened

X1: What ?
X2:i got testosterone in my pants
X1: what does that mean?
X2: I got a fucking erection goddamnit wtf?

Testosterone in my pants by APersonthatKnowsSexEdBefore9th December 2, 2022

priscilla (poo poo pants)

Priscilla is the best singer in the world and does not let hate get to her, "stop singing like a monkey, you're not funny." she also unconditionally loves her boyfriend even if people insult him, "you should break up with that ugly bf of yours, he likes to be racist to you in bed." everybody loves to twerk on Priscilla because she has a lubricious boo boo.

taylor: "omg, priscilla i totally hate that bf"
priscilla (poo poo pants): "i don't care, i love him
taylor: "he's literally racist to your kind."
priscilla: "i don't care, i love him"

priscilla (poo poo pants) by yoursecretadmirerxoxo32 April 5, 2023

Butt some pants 

To put on some pants

I need to butt some pants before I go outside

Butt some pants by Chiweenie July 25, 2023

whoo-hah pants 

Pants girls wear that are so tight, (yoga pants, leggings, jeans, rider pants, hot shorts, PJ's), that you can see the camel toe. She can't help it. But it seems to be a widely accepted trend. Don't get me wrong. I love the curves it shows off. I just think the front is a little too suggestively indecent.

Homie 1: "Hey, aren't you coming to the cafeteria for lunch?"

Homie 2: "Nah. I thought I'd go for fast food today."
Homie 1: "Yo! Don't miss out on this phenomenon! Every girl on campus is in whoo-hah pants and they're ALL going to be there. Come to lunch, Dude!"

Homie 2: "Ooh! Okay."

whoo-hah pants by Cyborg Johnny September 10, 2023

i shitted my pants 

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

i shitted my pants again

i shitted my pants by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023

cup of pants 

Something that is in the wrong place and prob the wrong time.
Why would you look this up, like, you went on urban, went to the search bar, and typed, "cup of pants" Maybe you were look for a bag of pants, idk man.

Guy dressed in a grim reaper costume: Hey guys i'm here!
Person at the funeral: You are as out of place as a cup of pants my guy.

cup of pants by who the hell stole the name November 30, 2023