U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds

ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.

by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021

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Pop can

As a native born Coloradan, I have known since I was a kid how in this state we do not refer to a can of Coke, Sprite, or Mountain Dew as, "soda" but instead a can of pop. For example, a 12 oz pop can of Vanilla Coke, or a pop can of Coca~Cola. Or perhaps you might like a pop can of Orange Crush, maybe even a 2 liter bottle of your preferred type of pop.

Don't be a lazy p.o.s. and leave your pop can on the ground, through it the trash, or better yet, recycle it! Or any 20 oz pop bottle should be recycled too, it ain't that hard to do!

by MasterShake008 December 11, 2023

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Canned White Russian

When you invite a Russian man over to have sex with your wife and then you drink his cum out of her asshole afterwards.

Friend: Did I see Igor, that Russian guy from the gym, coming out of your house this morning?
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.

by Onskeigh November 29, 2024

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