Bobs onslaught

Figure out the lore yourself

Have you played bobs onslaught? it’s insane! I went deaf in the ending.

by anonymous July 22, 2022

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Bobbing for Crapples

This fun event takes place when your partner is experiencing Sleep Crapnea (See Sleep Crapnea). You must stick your head into their mouth and carefully remove the crapples with your teeth. You must be discreet, as you do not want your partner to wake and discover the whorrendous mess you have left them in.

Side Note: If you would like to continue the fun, after you bob one of the crapples from your partner’s mouth, you can gently lay it on his or her chest and perform a good ol’ Cleveland Steamer.

Tyrant: My dude, you coming to the bar tonight with us?

Big Easy: Nah my dawg, I went bobbing for crapples last night. My wife was choking from the logs I dropped in her mouth so I had to bob them out. Got a little greedy and went for a Cleveland streamer and she woke up steaming. Told her I was sleepwalking again and thought I was waxing my car. Needless to say she kicked me out this time.

by Stoney69 June 19, 2019

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Bobbing for farts

The act of flatuating while your lower half of the body is submerged underwater and catching the air bubbles in your mouth as they pop at the surface.

Yeah cake farts are cool, but have you ever tried bobbing for farts? My Uncle Jeremy showed me this game at our annual fundraiser 'Pool Party for the Poor'. I recommend eating sauerkraut beforehand to build the natural gasses in your body and for best taste results.

by lenny potatochips October 30, 2019

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Bob

A man who loves to Watch Bob the builder and when you watch the show with him he will all ways say Bob the builder can he fix it Bob the builder yes he can

Hey Bob wana watch Bob the builder Bob Bob the builder can he fix it Bob the builder yes he can

by Big man 5000 November 19, 2020

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