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heavy hardware

This occurs when a person or group is heavily armed.
by I, Wreckerrr December 1, 2020
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ben hardy

one of the most gorgeous, intelligent, amazing people in the world. is so fit with long hair. needs to slide into my dms asap.
friend: oh my god look at this boy he’s so fit.
me:em excuse me. that would be ben hardy. born 2nd january 1991. he’s mine. don’t go ANYWHERE near him. thank you 😘
by borhap March 12, 2019
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Happy Hardcore

A genre of electronic music that stems from old skool breakbeat hardcore. Typically has a stomping 4x4 kick drum, crazy synth lines, a breakbeat (sometimes), and pitched up vocals.

Happy hardcore is known as a fairly un-pretentious, D.I.Y. genre, with a dedicated group of listeners and DJ's.

It gets the party started right.
"Hey man, what do you say we grab some Pabst Blue Ribbon and hit up the illegal warehouse rave...i hear there is gonna be some bangin' happy hardcore!"
by OnoSendai May 11, 2003
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Hardboy

The opposite of a Softboy but also different from a fuckboy. The Hardboy doesn't appeal to her emotions or gives mixed signals/sleeps around with different women. Instead, The Hardboy is much more straight forward, he guns for only one girl at a time but actually cares about her and may even commit to a relationship. Everything about him is Hard from playing hard to get, Hard Looks, hard swearing, to always having a hard on for you, he is the epitome of Hard. The only downfall is that he may constantly have a boner because he likes your butt too much, and make walking around with him difficult since he has to hide his hard on all the time.
Alyssa: "Ugh do Hardboys even exist? I honestly have no idea if they're even out there."
Debbie: "Yeah I agree, but basically you combine the looks of Chris Hemsworth's "Thor" with the attitude/speaking pattern of Samuel L. Jackson's "Nick Fury" and you get a Hardboy.
by ozzy0110 March 11, 2019
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hardass

A hardass or hard ass is someone who is very authoritative or who appears to be such. This type of person will have his or her own way and expects the respect and co-operation of others.

This is someone who won't let you get away with anything. Someone who falls into this category usually offers a lot of tough love and tends to lack empathy for other people.

As long as you show a good level of respect in a hardass' presence, you should be fine. They prey on teenagers and those who are feeble-minded.
Person 1: Oh man, my dad's such a hardass.
Person 2: Yeah, what did he do?
Person 1: He kicked me out of the house and enrolled me in the army just for skipping one class.
Person 2: Shiiiit! WHAT a hardass.
Person 1: Duuuude, I know.
by Satiric Writer July 20, 2009
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(word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her

Another way to add sex to innocent things without saying "that's what she said."

in (word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her, "Her" is the same person as "She" in that's what she said. It's a hypothetical girl that you have sex with.

When someone says a word ending in "er" you turn it into a sex joke.

So if a friend says, "Dude, I broke your windsheild wiper."
You say, "Wipe her? I hardly know her!"
Friend: You're such a messy eater
You: Eat her? I hardly know her!

Friend: Shut up, you fucker.
You: Fuck her? I hardly know her!

that's how to use: (word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her
by The monkey's Uncle. June 21, 2008
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mr hardy

getting a blowjob while eating ice cream.
guy1 man that mr hardy i got was awesome, sprinkles and all.

guy2 did the brain freeze make it better?

guy1 no but i froze her brain with my cream.
by jonny p stoufer July 28, 2010
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