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Facebook grammar

The type of grammar used on facebook, where words such as 'lyk', 'dis' and 'dem' are not acceptable, but full stops, capital letters and capitalizing the letter 'I' are not necessary. In some cases, the words 'you' and 'are' can be shortened to 'u' and 'r', but only in moderation.
whoa man come one, use some Facebook grammar at least
by 123456789qwertyu December 13, 2010
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Facebook race

When two or more people compete to publish a certain status before the others. Facebook race statuses usually quote someone that all contestants know.
Don't you hate it when people steal your lunchbox?' 'No. I don't have a lunchbox.' 'Not anymore.' 'FACEBOOK RACE!
by Doctor Jello December 14, 2010
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Facebook conservative

n. someone who expresses extreme online outrage toward various progressive and social causes, but never gets around to committing any overt acts of bigotry or class intolerance.
His wall posts can be extreme, but he's a Facebook conservative and much easier to get along with in person.
by happy moose March 7, 2011
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facebook whore

someone who likes/comments on everything on facebook
god another notification from mike, hes a real facebook whore.
by volfan96 March 10, 2011
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The all-consuming, incomprehensible rage old rich people get when talking how about much Facebook is worth because of how silly they think it is. Specifically applies to the very rich who might invest in it. The Wall Street Journal publishes front-page stories on Facebook stock price while it puts normal company prices in the back, which aggravates the disease.
My boss heard Facebook's janitor bought a new Ferrari and he jumped out the window. Facebook Derangement Syndrome (FDS) fatality number 489.
by Tederator March 19, 2011
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Facebook Cartel

A group of males upon website Facebook who generated said group for their crew to speak about dxm, ganja, and Ex. This said group is dangerous and they communicate over Facebook IM.
by JNick mozzafucka January 20, 2011
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Facebook Creeped

To look up someone's facebook profile, generally without adding them, with the intentions of seeing their relationship status, mutual friends, or pictures they're tagged in.
I thought Josh was pretty cute but I facebook creeped him and he has a girlfriend.
by SaskGirl January 24, 2011
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