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Trump dumped

When someone you've met, and have great chemistry with otherwise, finds out you voted for Trump and then is somehow immediately no longer attracted to you and won't date you, you've been Trump dumped.
Well hell, she saw one of my old Facebook postings and now I've been Trump dumped!
by mrt77876 May 31, 2018
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Spunk Dump

Verb. Take a spunk dump. Shoot a load out my dickhole.
I asked wifey if I could take a spunk dump on her titties just like I saw in a porn video while she was in the shower. She said maybe.
by KaySee101 March 7, 2018
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burst dump

verb

1. to post an annoyingly large number of pictures to a social media platform, most commonly being Instagram; usually followed by losing a massive number of followers due to the flood of posts from the same account.

noun

2. a flood of posts to a social media platform from a single account, often inciting anger and irritation followed by hitting the "unfollow" button; rightly so.
Verb

Guy 1: Yo, you got Insta?

Guy 2: Yah, but I only use it to burst dump like once a year.

Guy 1: Oh, weird... *quietly unfollows Guy 1*

Noun

Girl 1: Ugh, did you see Chad's Insta? You should totally unfollow him.

Girl 2: Uh, why?

Girl 1: Because he only burst dumps and never replies to me.

Girl 2: Ew, really? What a loser.
by The Dude Abides, Man May 10, 2018
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email dump

a) your personal emails that are specifically " dumped" on the media in order to discredit you
b) a private email server where politicians store embarrassing, unwanted emails, hoping that no one will find them until the statute of limitations runs out.
if you ever let someone enter your personal email dump, definition b), don't be surprised if that this email dump-definition a)- will torpedo you underwater decades later, spelling the Titanesque end of your political career
by Sexydimma March 15, 2018
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Backpack Dump

When you take someone’s backpack, take a dump in it and bring it back without them knowing.
**Chad takes Brad’s backpack to bathroom**
Chad: I’m going to give this backpack some liquid luck.

**Chad brings back backpack**
Brad: Who took a dump in my backpack?! **Chad is snickering from across the room**

Chad to classmate: I took a backpack dump
by Trappa-keepa May 14, 2018
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Administratively Dumped

You just stop asking a girl out on dates and hope she gets the message. Akin to being "Administratively Terminated" where a job fires you, but doesn't bother to tell you.
John; "Did you finally dump Kellie?"
Larry; "No, I just stopped asking her out on dates."
John; "ah, Administratively Dumped."
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Strangle dump

When you strain so hard during a bowel movement that you pass out.
I blacked out hard last night from a strangle dump. I hit my head on the sink and woke up 2 hours later.
by Bakerdoodle July 5, 2018
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