Crack Tortas

Crack/Cracking Tortas : The act of having sexual intercourse with a disgustingly obese woman, usually of hispanic heritage.

Guy 1: "Yo, what are you gonna do this weekend?"
Guy 2: "Probably gonna crack tortas ngl"
Guy 1: "wtf"

by mangophonker July 26, 2025

crack

Summarized, from Wikipedia:

(Software) Cracking, is the modification of software to remove or disable features. (usually copy protection aka DRM)

P1: hey dude my game still won't work even with the crack
P2: you forgot the steam emulator
P1: oh

by moosetwin November 7, 2022

crack adict

A normal man who partakes in rear ending on purpose.

Hey, he just bunkbedded her backwards. He's such a crack adict.

by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020

Crack-Raptor

Someone whom refuses to chill.

That alien dinosaur from star wars sounds like a crack-raptor

by KoolAIDS! April 9, 2022

granny gang crack

When a younger more athletic male enjoys rigorous sex with an older woman and enjoys the sound of her pelvis cracking

-Dude, you're granny is a real gilf, she let me granny gang crack her.

by Big Buba Buttplug January 3, 2018

Crack

Crack is a DMV Term which is just another word for the fuck someone.

"yo i needa crack you"
"lemme crack"

by kingjordann April 23, 2025

crack my head

dumbass twitter groupchat that isn't dead. we will live forver!!

kait: remember the og days?
vix: yeah, old crack my head was the best

by definitelynotqueer August 22, 2019