ebooty call

When you sext someone with no other intend but getting yourself off,and usually blueballing the other party. These will come late night and sent over a source of communication that you normally never use like Facebook messenger

Damn sally ebooty called me all night and not I have blueballs

Damn man, Jackie did that to me last week

by Dsm Dave September 24, 2018

Call in a UAV

when a person gets with or pulls multiple girls. in reference to call of duty when you get 3-4 kills(bodies in this case) you call in a UAV.

Obama just got all three of their numbers, wow he is gonna call in a UAV pretty soon.

by meyeronfiree November 23, 2020

Call Me What You Like

also known as CMWYL, its an absolute fuckin BANGER by lovejoy, if you dont agree just listen to the bridge because oH MY HOLY DAMN-

Nigel: yo you heard of Call Me What You Like?
Dave: you've got to stop recommending me shit i dont like nigel
Nigel: just listen to the bridge
Dave: fine

*listens to CMWYL bridge*

Dave: still mid
Nigel: shut the fuck up dave

by somebody.but.not.you.ew January 21, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

National "Do Not Call" List abuser

Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.

A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.

by QuacksO December 17, 2017

Tooty Booty Call

when you fart while asking for a booty call

- vanessa from MO

Guy 1:Man, last night I was calling Vanessa to try and hit and I totally had a Tooty Booty Call! She laughed and told me she was tired, think I ruined my chances..
Guy 2: Hahaha, you fuckin loser!

by KoltOmegle July 22, 2022