Apples

They are only the most amazing thing in existence and go with pretty much everything. They have many uses and just can brighten your day.

I think you have an obsession with apples.

WHAT?!?! There is no way to be too obsessed or love apples to much!!!

by ApplesBooksandTea May 23, 2018

Apple Roulette

A game where you get an apple and take turns smacking an apple against your forehead until the apple explodes.

Let’s play apple roulette and hope we don’t get brain damage

by Idoit lozer February 8, 2023

rollin apples

when smoking from a apple pipe

yo im rollin apples to smoke from you in

by guccigucciguccigucci August 15, 2011

Apple

1. That one company that uses magic words to sell you their overpriced shit like the Macbooks and iPhones.

2. Go fuck yourself give us your money.

3. Removed the fucking headphone jack.

Here at Apple, we make 3 completely different phones but they all look the same...except one doesn't have a fucking headphone jack.

by MyMomsVagina April 18, 2018

Eve Apple

The Adam's apple of a transgender woman

"Oh my God that woman is choking on an apple! Oh way, never mind, it's just some dudes Eve Apple."

by Pseudoname2020 April 7, 2019

Neø Apple Lordism

From the depths of a crumbling Empire, and a horrible failed infiltration of the student government. The Apple Lord left his followers for High School, and a New Government was established in it's place. Now Being known as " The Neø Apple Council of Higher Value". With Extreme plans to stage a student government coup, and take control of their school. It started catching on and now has a seat at the United Nations. They also have a dope ass anthem.

A Term coined by students with nothing better to do with their lives.
"Boy I Love Neø Apple Lordism"

by Third Apple Council Member August 17, 2021

Alice Green Apple Gummy

Have you tried the Alice Green Apple Gummy before, or would this be your first time?

If yes: “Yeah, I’ve tried the Alice Green Apple Gummy before — I liked the flavor and the effects were pretty smooth.”

If no: “Nope, this would be my first time trying it, so I’m curious to see how it feels.”

If unsure: “I haven’t tried this specific one yet, but I’ve had similar gummies before.”

by aliyna August 27, 2025