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Jake

me
its just me
jake: hi it’s me jake
by jakehi November 21, 2021
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Jake Out

While playing Texas Hold'em, it is the act of folding before the flop for a small bet ($1-$2) then getting a winning hand on the flop. Usually it is a full house or better.
I can't believe he folded a Jack/Seven suited when 3 sevens came out on the flop. That was a real jake out...
by Jeff Boy RD April 14, 2013
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Jake

Jake is the kind of guy who will show up for you when you need extra muscles or a story that will make you smile. His commitment to health shows in his ab count and his genuine approach to others places him high on the likeability meter. He’s a guy you want to have in your corner but know not many get to be his friend, he’s more of an introvert—but a friendship with a Jake is worth seeking out. He’s devilishly handsome and you’ll question whether he knows that already. You will love every minute you get to spend with him and cherish the moments!
Girl 1-Did you see those muscles at the gym today?

Girl 2-Yeah! He must have been a Jake!
by Jenneffrey1 October 3, 2021
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Jake Kurz

a looser that only plays fortnite and thinks he can wheelie but can’t and has no friends
by Carlos the Mexican April 11, 2019
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jake moles

a person who will break your heart, someone who will give up and throw all your memories in the bin. He is not a great kisser and isn’t great during sex.
he’ll more likely get you pregnant within the first 39seconds he doesn’t like condoms and wanks every second of the day
jake moles likes to wank
by garry88 November 7, 2019
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Jake

a fully sick cunt with a massive horse cock who also is super attractive and pulls bitches like a magnet on crack.
i tried to suck Jakes dick but it didn't fit in my mouth
by Jake_semen27 November 22, 2021
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Jake

He is the stupidest person in the whole world
Omg he is so jake
by Caden faris August 27, 2018
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