Col-top

The literal embodiment of "put the cold ones on top" followed by dropping pizza rolls onto another plate loudly at 2AM.

Hey bro, if you're going downstairs; my family is sleeping so don't Col-Top.

by Gzilla25 June 16, 2018

Dome top

Getting your second head sucked off.

She gave me some dome top last night.

by Dome Top November 29, 2019

Top shagger

WillNE

It's that simple

Just willNE

WillNE is the top shagger

by GeorgeMemeulous December 22, 2020

tippy top

(In reference to sexual intercourse) When a shorter partner is topping a taller partner.

"Get over here and tippy top me, shorty"

by queermunculus October 24, 2023

top fever

Top fever is when you feel the urge to want to constantly top the other person during sex or sexual activities.

Girl: Do you want me to top you this time?
Boy: No, I have top fever and need to top you again

by Ripbozo!Lbozo January 25, 2023

Muffin top

An extremely rude insult to a person with an oversized midriff.

Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.

You muffin top

Omg he must have a muffin top dick

Ewwww muffin top

by Seabass101 May 20, 2019

Top Capper

A person that lies in any situation no matter the case, because they have no self respect, or respect in general. A sad low life, lying, attention seeking piece of scum.

Top Capper: Yo I won the lottery I ain’t gonna give you nothin tho g
Normal person: G you’re the top capper mums

by NameSpammer69 May 6, 2024