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Aranda Syndrome

Loss of coordination to the most extreme level. The inability to not fall over and look like a complete retard.
Random 1 - "I just had this uncontrollable urge to fall over and act like a complete retard"
Random 2 - "Yeah. Aranda Syndrome. It happens to the best of us..."
by Unknown-Infinity August 25, 2006
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The PJM Syndrome

/noun/

a symptom that is caused by being overly-clumsy like Park Jimin at all times; includes falling, hitting one's self with a door knob, hitting yourself when you pass by a table– just hitting yourself in general at any part of your body.

synonyms: The KNJ Syndrome (only, much worse)
"Oh gosh, did you hear? Jennie has The PJM Syndrome. Like yesterday, she accidentally fell in the scary well near our school– it's a good thing that Jisoo rescued her."
by junghobibliophile May 2, 2018
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Pacheco syndrome

Shortage of blood to the penis causing it to stay small
This patient has Pacheco syndrome because he has no blood in his penis
by Dr.paustic January 5, 2014
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Asperger's Syndrome

A hot new label that has been out for the past 15-20 years describing a person, usually a boy of school age, that is physically and socially awkward, lacking common sense, has trouble making friends, has obsessive interests that are trivial to most people, and blackballed from the general populace. In the past, many were described as a spaz, reject, goofy, or incompetent.
by waspcoloredstain June 10, 2013
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Matpat Syndrome

A non psychiatric speaking disorder, manifesting in a person stirring every conversation towards a topic that he is either proficient or praised at. This term was coined after a popular (and equally notorious) YouTube celebrity Mathew Patrick, as he's main content relies upon comparing everything to a handful of video games that he milked dry for possible hidden meanings back in his heyday.
Afflicted person: Man, that kid running reminds me of that one time i Ran a marathon, i ever told you about that? Becau-
A man of pseudo science- Dude, you got Matpat Syndrome.
by Definately not Zlo Sov. September 17, 2020
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Escort Syndrome

Someone who believes the best automobile ever made is a pre 1999 ford escort van.Usually they will drive it to destruction , regularly tinkering with it to keep it on the road and clipping it on small bridges occasionally !
by Earnie the escort van March 27, 2013
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Ninja syndrome

A childhood condition, usually temporary, in which the afflicted child believes him or herself to be a ninja. This condition typically passes after the child hits puberty and discovers the opposite sex.
Guy 1: Hay bob hows it going.
Bob: Not too bad Guy 1 but my son has ninja syndrome and keeps hiding and throwing stuff at me.
Guy 1: Well thats what you get for deciding to have kids.
Bob: I didn't decide, my wife just didn't get that abortion she said she was
by boomdog July 6, 2014
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