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Friend 1: wheres sam coop been recently
friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
Friend 1: wheres sam coop been recently
friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
Friend 1: wheres sam coop been recently
friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
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