Straight Coming Out

The act of a straight person telling other people they are straight.

Since the world has been obviously dominated by gay men for such a long time, the expectation is that children will now be gay, so if you're not, you need to have a straight coming out event.

by Publius0987 August 5, 2025

Straight-gay

A heterosexual identifying cis gendered male who dates people from the lgbt community

He identifies as straight-gay because he dates within the lgbt community.

by Prettybabetheone March 20, 2021

donkey straight

Fucked hared than you can imagine

I'm gonna end you over a table and fuck you donkey straight!

by Donkeyer July 30, 2017

Super straight

someone that always has an urge for them to be breed by a bbc or giant furry cocky their partner

I’m super straight

by Echo🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 June 22, 2022

straight nathan

Putting in absolutely zero work.

I'm going to be doing straight nathan this game

by moerat August 22, 2025

Straight Guppin'

When you being a real Gooblegup.

Man 1: Boy, you straight guppin' rn.
Man 2: Fr fr, no cap.

by 420GupIt January 23, 2023

straight cut dickhead

1. One who wants to massively fuck you over and see you suffering in exams, life etc. Gets a sense of schadenfreude, without caring what other say, no matter what.
2. Self-assured person who has cultivated being a dick to the highest level.

That teacher is a straight cut dickhead, none of his exam questions can be answered from his notes, and he makes us spend 3 months learning irrelevant bs in class.

by TopFrag December 29, 2018