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Phineas T. Ratchet

Only one of the sexiest motherfuckers you will see around. His broad shoulders, tiny waist, and snatched brows are just a few things he brings to this feast. His voice is so damn smooth and he wears the classiest outfits around. His beautiful grey eyes and perfect personality only add on to this wonder of a man. He's a DILF without even having to be a dad. By far, one of the most fuckable daddies I have ever seen.

P.S. His mom is a fucking MILF
"OMG Who is that? He's sooo hot."
"That's Phineas T. Ratchet, duh. He's only like one of the richest and hottest guys around."
"I totally want his number!"
"Good luck with that, girl. I think his mom is hotter #imafuckinslutformadamgasket!!!"
by clotpole October 12, 2021
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T-Rex Driver

When some who holds the steering wheel of their car so close to their bodies that their arm position resembles that of a Tyrannosaurus' puny arms.
My grandma is a real T-Rex Driver, the only thing missing is for her to try to eat Little Foot.
by King Dar January 7, 2010
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T and L partner

Work with your T and L partner to complete Habit of Mind 3.
by TheSchuetz May 4, 2018
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t-shirt ninja

One who dresses up as a ninja by folding a t-shirt about their head in a specific manner. A faux or immitation ninja.(Usualy used by Pirates to spy on Ninja.)
Arg! Ye can hardly tell that yer nothing but a T-shirt ninja! You'll fool them for sure, ya scurvy dog!
by David Burtch May 22, 2006
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T Da Pimp

A Rapper who thinks hes good at rapping... from detroit and sucks!
Person 1: Man Guess What?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I just listened to some T Da Pimp
Person 2: SO?..
Person 1: HE SUCKS!!!
by flinttownstunna March 1, 2009
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T-Rex dick

When a really big guy has a large cock, but it looks small due to his over-all size, much like T-Rex's arms.
My cock is seven inches, but I'm 6'7", so it looks kinda dinky. I have a T-Rex dick.
by Alex Stockwell April 23, 2008
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wet t-shirt

When a bitch is wearin a white t shirt and it aint lookin like shes gotta bra and on jus poor some water on her for a free show.
girl: Look at my new white t shirt i jus stole from my husband after i forced him to fuck me all night!

guy: yo bitch i think thatll go good w some water * poor a bucket of water on her breast area *

women: hey everyone look at my hot large visible breasts through my wet ass t shirt!
by YO MY HO February 25, 2003
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