josh

he likes fortnite

Me: hey
Josh: i like fornite

by eeeeeeeooooooo May 4, 2022

Josh

a fatass faggot who gets triggered about everything

oh my god Josh is such an ugly idiot

by trve slav August 23, 2018

Josh

Josh(s) are usually very small, send you lots of memes and probably sit beside you in your geography classes in school, Josh(s) usually go for Evas, Millies or Cadhlas. There best friend is probably Daniel or a R name like Reuben or Ronan. Josh(s) think there hard but you know you could easily grab them and throw them against the wall. But, Josh(s) usually have cool long hair, sometimes messy

Megan: you know Josh?
Lilly: Yes
Megan: Don't you think you could grab Josh by his long locks and throw him at the wall?
Lilly: YESSSSS

by ToyStoryTurtle October 16, 2019

josh

a guy that 1 girl is in love w & there r many more to come !! hes just the best guy ever n makes everyone around so happy. he also has the prettiest voice n an angelic personality

josh: hi
me: WHAT IM SO IN LOVE WITH U

by aintlie December 2, 2021

Josh

Some Joshes are really great but the one I'm associated with is a complete dick who likes to play with girls feelings (Go fall inlove)

Friend: Where'd you get the bracelet
Josh: Don't worry about it
A few hours later
Friends gf:He got it from Hannah they've been flirting but he's got a girlfriend and he doesn't even like her

by Apple._.Slices June 16, 2021

josh

A quite average size blonde kid who is a direct descendant of cliff Richard. he says some really silly & unintelligent illogical stuff. the definition of derp. hard to make friends, but those who he does make love him to bits.

people: *talking about bob dylan*
Josh: 'I thought bob Dylan was black!'

Josh: 'tortoise and a hedgehog? they're the same except one goes in the water'

^all actual events of a Josh.

by blond_drumr99 January 26, 2014

Josh

god.

Josh the mf God. Don't test

by KyloD November 21, 2021