Progressively Straight
/Pro-gre-siv-ly/ /Stray-ate/
adjectives
1. A Straight Heterosexual Man or Woman who finds out that they had Sex with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person) and accepts the fact they are technically Bisexual but, they prefer to be Heterosexual (Straight) and their ok with being in a relationship with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person).
/Pro-gre-siv-ly/ /Stray-ate/
adjectives
1. A Straight Heterosexual Man or Woman who finds out that they had Sex with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person) and accepts the fact they are technically Bisexual but, they prefer to be Heterosexual (Straight) and their ok with being in a relationship with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person).
Progressively Straight
noun and adjective
"A Straight, White, Cisgender, Heteronormative, Homophobe, Patriarchy, WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) Man who Fucks Trannys, Trans-women, Hermaphrodites (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, Worm Person), and Deep Throats their Dicks but, identifies as a Straight Man."
“You Phoque-n Lion Breeder!”
(You Seal Lion Breeder!)
noun and adjective
"A Straight, White, Cisgender, Heteronormative, Homophobe, Patriarchy, WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) Man who Fucks Trannys, Trans-women, Hermaphrodites (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, Worm Person), and Deep Throats their Dicks but, identifies as a Straight Man."
“You Phoque-n Lion Breeder!”
(You Seal Lion Breeder!)
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