So-straight

When a man says he's straight but secretly gives it up and love to two men, while using methamphetamine as an excuse to be gay.

Yeah I'm only gay whenever I get high I'm so-straight man.

by Billcody33 October 17, 2020

Straight Urine

Pure urine, mostly comprised of H2O, and excess water-soluble nutrients. If drug tested this urine sample would pass with flying colors. Also used in replacement of phrases like “aw crap” and “ew gross poo water”.

Bro, my dog just died.
Duuude that’s straight urine!

by CaptainPlank12 September 24, 2020

straight envy

The envy a gay couple had against a straight couple.

"You have Straight Envy! "

by Kingofthemindpalace March 9, 2017

Straight Donk

That is ass

You're being straight donk right now.

by SuedeFungus May 1, 2025

Straight Nandermo

the opposite of gay nandermo, whatever that is

“vampirism is a curse and i care for you too much to burden you with that it would weigh too heavy on my conscience BOOP there’s that smile” - straight nandermo

by baronlover555 May 31, 2022

Straight out

without thought or reluctance.

If you're not going to help me, just tell it straight out.

by Arminkshipper June 23, 2024

a Straight jonas

If u search this u and ur name is jonas u are gay

That u are gay becuse u searched "a Straight jonas "

by nou69420 January 15, 2020