sam

this absolute legendary cunt, by far sexiest motherfucker in all the land he is an ongoing slayer who manages to rack up them roblox bitches he is a hunk if not a fucking powerhouse of sheer energy and girth olympic paced runner and has the better taste in style than Wayman Bannerman and Micah McDonald combined. this spectacular design of human engineering has led to what can only be described as allah's image.

you see that, thats sam yeah he's pretty hot

by ok then you know January 18, 2021

sam baimbridge

a boy who loves to beat his meat on his t shirt

u my friend , are a sam baimbridge

by sexywhore101 October 12, 2020

Sam

Sam is name given to girls and guys. It usually signifies a chill person who you can trust. A "Sam" has nothing to do with masturbation ok. The mom didn't name her child so he could be known for going around rubbing his/her pubes

"Omigosh i feel so lonely right now. I need me a Sam."

by Llallalland March 16, 2017

Sam Heintz

211 S Pine

Always watching

The fridge

Did you see that rustle in the bushes? That was sam heintz

by Floobhs May 21, 2022

Sam

girlfriend of macaroni

Sam is dating Mac

by luca panguro December 13, 2021

sam

a good mother fucker

sam is cool

by inini j February 2, 2023

Sam

Sam is the most amazing guy! He has the cutest smile in the whole world and he shows everyone it. He's got a kind spirti and a helping nature. He's super tall and gives the best hugs. He's super intelligent and is and awesome preformer. Hes got blonde hair and blue eyes and anytime he walks through the door he just makes people happy.

Crush: "Hes such a cutie, he must be a Sam".

by Awesome1818 March 2, 2019